Forgery League

I was looking up the release date for the new King Cobb Steelie album (it’s tomorrow), when I found a review of their previous album on a German site. The review was nothing earthshattering, but the explanation of the rating scheme, when stuffed through Google’s translator, was precious:

0 = too briefly assigned
1 = absolutely more beginner, football shoes deliver
2 = under league level
3 = off on the bank
4 = more quite than bad
5 = light & shade
6 = unterm painted plus
7 = a light view
8 = hat off
9 = schneckerl, schau ’ ago
10 = the country needs such kickers

Oddly enough, they don’t seem to actually use the scheme at all in their reviews. I may have to steal these for song titles…