Forgery League

“Just so you know, this is really testing love.”—Sean, watching me spoon an experimental breakfast offering onto his plate.

It was pretty atrocious, actually.

Last night, on the GO bus home from Grandma’s, we saw a sign in front of a restaurant specializing in wraps, and both did a double take. After a moment, we realized that the light behind the first panel of it - reading “If the SIZE doesn’t” - had burnt out, leaving only the Yodaically cryptic “AMAZE you the TASTE will!”

Reminded me of a little while ago, walking down Queen Street. A restaurant’s neon had gone out in places, leaving the letters “RE RANT”. And I confess, the first thing that popped into my head was: “...RINFORMATION.”